MARCH 2024 PROSPECT

THE PROSPECT GRID Our monthly cut-out-and-keep guide to who falls where on the taste hierarchy

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Eton College. So full of shit it couldn’t open

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Anyone got a use for Prince Andrew?

Harvard’s C l a u d i n e G ay probably had to go. But spare us the racist sneering sneeringsneering

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Keir Starmer launches Project Hope. We’ll wake you when it arrives

Saltburn. Barry Keoghan’s IMPROVISED graveyard scene (iykyk)

Marcia Williams went to bed with Harold Wilson six times “and it wasn’t satisfactory”, says a new biography

J o Koy. His Golden Globes meltdown was distinctly unfunny es ny

Say goodbye to hopes of a spring election. Did Rishi chicken out of going early?

Queen Mary, the first

Australian royal? Now Queen of Denmark.

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Arise S i r A l a n B a t e s ? Actually, make that a peerage

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Dan Neidle, tax Rottweiler. Jaws currently sunk into Baroness Mone’s ankle. Ouch

Poor Things. Overlong, fantastical,

compelling

The Traitors season two. Old formula, new twists

Computer Weekly. 350 articles and counting on the Horizon scandal

The Tyre Extinguishers go around deflating tyres of SUVs. Good cause of the month

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Ron DeSantis. From would-be hero to zero in a few short months

Dry January— why does it drag on for months and months?

Duolingo layoffs. AI-lingualism,

much?

Wayne Rooney. Not cut out for the dug out

Jeremy Allen White. Death of the dad bod

Annie Nightingale. Pioneer, tastemaker,

legend

Keith Brymer Jones in tears of joy again—

Great Pottery Throw Down returns

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BFI issues trigger warns on 007 films.

Introducing James Bland

Contenders ready!!! Gladiators back on screens after 20 years

DOWNMARKET

13-year-old beats Tetris. Who knew it was possible?