HIGHWAY CODE 2025 EDITION

E-reds not present. (as ever - washing pants)

New Old Trafford terms and conditions. You are not here to enjoy yourselves!

Warning. Ridiculous mid-season ticket decision affecting concessions ahead. Kids will now head elsewhere, somewhere actually enjoyable.

Be quiet zone. Jadon

Sancho is training.

SLOW! Casemiro and Eriksen surely will not start together again.

If in Stockport ignore this penalty notice at all costs. 3 at the back at home? Nope, do not get it...

Beware. Dalot high fives are present here.

FAO Utd players. This thing we are pointing at is a goal.

Hawk tuah! This is a Jamie

Carragher free zone.

No city fans present.

Petro Jim has done another interview and has to dig himself out of his “Fulham prices” bullshit.

Dan Ashworth is so important for United,

he is back on gardening leave.

The small hamlet where Gary Lineker and Ed Woodward live.

Twinned with

Helmet.

Luke Shaw woz here.

Warning. Graeme Souness is about to speak dinosaur.

Escaping civilisation in May if Scousers do, you know what.... Let us not even go there... Deserted islands sought.

Manchester United,

insanity & doing the same things, 2013-...