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282 The Gra.mophone, December, 1929 and then he would have to rub his threadbare sleeve across the glass. It was such a jolly tune the thin man had put on. It made Bobbie want to skip about l ike that girl he had seen through the doorway of the "pub" in Venner's Court. A man with a barrel-organ had been playing outside the "pub" and Bobbie had watched the girl begin to sway. She had put her elbows into her sides and held her hands up, palms open, and moving in a jerky fashion. Her knees had kind of kept together and her rather high-heeled shoes shot out sideways like a "jumping jack" Bobbie had possessed when he was very small. Bobbie took a couple of steps, his sharp elbows dug firmly into the sides of his jacket, his knees together in faithful imitation of the girl in the t ight and shiny blue coat and skirt at the Venner's Court public house. Dip-up-dip-kick-dip-up-dip-kickQuite easy once you got the t ime right! A derisive hoot of laughter brought him unkindly to earth. " Crikey ! What you doing, Bobbie Adams? You've got 'em badly, you 'ave, and no error!" Bobbie stopped abruptly and looked up into the leering face of Jim Barry. "What you call that step? St. Vitus? " Bobbie flushed guiltily. He was secretly afraid of Jim Barry who was five years his senior. Fourteen! Almost a man! "Did you hear that record, Jim?" he asked eagerly. "It was such a jolly one. Sort of made you want to dance." "Oh, dancing, were you! What was i t l ike? No-no---don't try and hum i t . You're too darned crazy about gramophones to my mind. Real potty about them, you are." Bobbie felt snubbed but, nevertheless, he could not let an implied slight against the gramophone go unchallenged. " And why not? " he demanded. "-Wouldn't you like to have a gramophone-of your very own, I mean? " "ViThat, I? No! Not me. Father's bought a wireless set last week that 'ud beat all your old gramophones into a cocked hat." "A wireless set?" Bobbie did not mean his que"stion to sound incredulous, but that Jim Barry's father, who lived in Bishop's Court and had always seemed no better off than his own father, should be able to afford a wireless set was somewhat of a wonder. "A wireless set, I said," Jim's voice rose truculently. "D'you think I'm lying? " "Oh, no, no, Jim. Of course I believe you; but I do wish father had enough money to buy a set-or a gramophone." . The caressing way in which Bobbie's voice dropped over the last three words left no shadow of doubt as to which he would rather have. Perhaps there was some way of buying things that was unknown to him. Bobbie determined to sound his friend. " But didn't i t cost an awfullot,Jim? I thought they were terrible expensive." " And so they are," said Jim; then, leaning forward confidentially, he plucked at the lapel of Bobbie's jacket. "But I'll tell you how he managed i t if you l ike." Bobbie assured him that he was all attention. "Well," began Jim, "you remember that father got run over 'bout a month ago and had his arm broke?" Bobbie had forgotten. Anyway he didn't see what that had to do with wireless sets. However he nodded his head wisely. - "And you know that big white building at the corner of Ashton Street?" Bobbie nodded again. "Well, father went there and signed a papera form to say that he'd had his arm broke and they paid him thirty pounds." "Thirty pounds!" "Thirty, I said, Bob Adams, and don't repeat everything I say as if you didn't believe what I'm telling you." " Oh, but I do, Jim, really I do. Only i t seemed such a lot of money~" " It is a lot of money," said Jim, his interest in Bobbie beginning to wane now that he had imparted his news. "Enough to buy dozens of your old gramophones-Hi! Joe Stephens! Wait for me. I'm coming your way." And Bobbie, left alone, once more turned his attention to Paterson's window, through which the thin, dark man could be seen winding up a gramophone and talking to a large lady in a fur coat with a small dog under her arm. Some people had all the luck, only, to be sure, i t must be very uncomfortable to have your arm broken like Mr. Barry, but if i t hadn't been broken there would have been no wireless set. Now, he'd have bought a gramophone~ if he'd had all that money to spend, and lots and lots of records, preferably those with the jolly l i t t le white dog on them. That night in Bobbie's dreams l i t t le white dogs chased their tails madly and (surprising this for so staid a young man) the thin assistant with the horn-rimmed glasses danced a frenzied Charleston with the woman in the fur coat. It was not until the following evening that the " Great Idea" presented itself to Bobbie. It came all in a flash as all the very best" great ideas " do~ and i ts coming quite took Bobbie's breath away. His father had sent him out to buy an evening paper and, with the penny clutched t ightly in his grubby palm (he was afraid to trust his pockets~ which were almost as hole-riddled as his boots), hewas making his way across the road opposite the chemist's windows. It had been raining, and theway the lights blinked and glistened on the wet
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The Gramophone, December, 1929 283 asphalt filled him with deHght. Crossing ·the tram lines his foot . slipped upon the wet rail, and he recovered his balance only just in t ime to avoid an approaching tram. The driver leant over the side shop windows had raced out in one great flame and engulfed him. Then the world had gone quite',black and cold. But there was a smile on Bobbie's lips when they picked him up, and a smile on them when That night in Bobbie's dreams. . . and cursed him, but Bobbie did not hear. He was standing perfectly still in the centre of the road, a far-away look in his eyes. The" great idea" had suddenly occurred to him, and for the moment he was transfixed, lost in wonder at the absurd simplicity of i t . Then suddenly he began to run. Of what happened then nobody was ever sure, least of all Bobbie. The 'bus driver, very white and shaking, swore that i t wasn't his fault-" the l i t t le fellow ran slap into me, right under me very wheels, he did. I dunno where he come fromsort of sprang out of the earth, and that's 'struth, constable." There were a great many people standing about, and pushing against one another, and standing on their toes to see over the head of the person in front, all asking one another what i t wa,s all about, and all the 'buses, and trams, and cars in High Street seemed to have stopped all of a sudden. But Bobbie knew nothing .about this. There had been a sudden jumble of whirling l ights, as if every lamp in High Street had turned a somersault and then fallen on him -; and the bright l ights of the 02 later he woke up in the l i t t le, white bed at the hospital. They had bandaged up his head, and the whole of his right side was gripped by a great numbness,. which in t ime gave way to a cankering pain that seemed hourly to grow worse. But Bobbie drew his quivering lips together and made of them a straight l ine, so that ~ the doctor and the nurses nodded to one another across his bed and then retired behind the screen to remark upon his cOUl'age.. But then,. they didn't know Bobbie's secret, the great secret that made all this pain and discolnfort so much more than merely " worth while." When the pain allowed Bobbie to sleep, and this was not so often as he would have wished, he dreamed of the day when he would be free to leave this great building with i ts strange, sickly smell. Two otherbuildings figured in-hisdl'eams, the -one at the corner of Ashton Street, a tall, white building, and the other, Paterson's, the music shop. And t~en one day, when he seemed to have oeen there for years, the hospital releasea . hini from i ts

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and then he would have to rub his threadbare sleeve across the glass.

It was such a jolly tune the thin man had put on. It made Bobbie want to skip about l ike that girl he had seen through the doorway of the "pub" in Venner's Court. A man with a barrel-organ had been playing outside the "pub" and Bobbie had watched the girl begin to sway. She had put her elbows into her sides and held her hands up, palms open, and moving in a jerky fashion. Her knees had kind of kept together and her rather high-heeled shoes shot out sideways like a "jumping jack" Bobbie had possessed when he was very small. Bobbie took a couple of steps, his sharp elbows dug firmly into the sides of his jacket, his knees together in faithful imitation of the girl in the t ight and shiny blue coat and skirt at the Venner's Court public house. Dip-up-dip-kick-dip-up-dip-kickQuite easy once you got the t ime right! A derisive hoot of laughter brought him unkindly to earth.

" Crikey ! What you doing, Bobbie Adams? You've got 'em badly, you 'ave, and no error!"

Bobbie stopped abruptly and looked up into the leering face of Jim Barry.

"What you call that step? St. Vitus? " Bobbie flushed guiltily. He was secretly afraid of Jim Barry who was five years his senior. Fourteen! Almost a man!

"Did you hear that record, Jim?" he asked eagerly. "It was such a jolly one. Sort of made you want to dance."

"Oh, dancing, were you! What was i t l ike? No-no---don't try and hum i t . You're too darned crazy about gramophones to my mind. Real potty about them, you are."

Bobbie felt snubbed but, nevertheless, he could not let an implied slight against the gramophone go unchallenged.

" And why not? " he demanded. "-Wouldn't you like to have a gramophone-of your very own, I mean? "

"ViThat, I? No! Not me. Father's bought a wireless set last week that 'ud beat all your old gramophones into a cocked hat."

"A wireless set?" Bobbie did not mean his que"stion to sound incredulous, but that Jim Barry's father, who lived in Bishop's Court and had always seemed no better off than his own father, should be able to afford a wireless set was somewhat of a wonder.

"A wireless set, I said," Jim's voice rose truculently. "D'you think I'm lying? "

"Oh, no, no, Jim. Of course I believe you; but I do wish father had enough money to buy a set-or a gramophone." .

The caressing way in which Bobbie's voice dropped over the last three words left no shadow of doubt as to which he would rather have. Perhaps there was some way of buying things that was unknown to him. Bobbie determined to sound his friend.

" But didn't i t cost an awfullot,Jim? I thought they were terrible expensive."

" And so they are," said Jim; then, leaning forward confidentially, he plucked at the lapel of Bobbie's jacket. "But I'll tell you how he managed i t if you l ike."

Bobbie assured him that he was all attention. "Well," began Jim, "you remember that father got run over 'bout a month ago and had his arm broke?" Bobbie had forgotten. Anyway he didn't see what that had to do with wireless sets. However he nodded his head wisely. -

"And you know that big white building at the corner of Ashton Street?"

Bobbie nodded again. "Well, father went there and signed a papera form to say that he'd had his arm broke and they paid him thirty pounds."

"Thirty pounds!" "Thirty, I said, Bob Adams, and don't repeat everything I say as if you didn't believe what I'm telling you."

" Oh, but I do, Jim, really I do. Only i t seemed such a lot of money~"

" It is a lot of money," said Jim, his interest in Bobbie beginning to wane now that he had imparted his news. "Enough to buy dozens of your old gramophones-Hi! Joe Stephens! Wait for me. I'm coming your way."

And Bobbie, left alone, once more turned his attention to Paterson's window, through which the thin, dark man could be seen winding up a gramophone and talking to a large lady in a fur coat with a small dog under her arm. Some people had all the luck, only, to be sure, i t must be very uncomfortable to have your arm broken like Mr. Barry, but if i t hadn't been broken there would have been no wireless set. Now, he'd have bought a gramophone~ if he'd had all that money to spend, and lots and lots of records, preferably those with the jolly l i t t le white dog on them.

That night in Bobbie's dreams l i t t le white dogs chased their tails madly and (surprising this for so staid a young man) the thin assistant with the horn-rimmed glasses danced a frenzied Charleston with the woman in the fur coat.

It was not until the following evening that the " Great Idea" presented itself to Bobbie. It came all in a flash as all the very best" great ideas " do~ and i ts coming quite took Bobbie's breath away.

His father had sent him out to buy an evening paper and, with the penny clutched t ightly in his grubby palm (he was afraid to trust his pockets~ which were almost as hole-riddled as his boots), hewas making his way across the road opposite the chemist's windows. It had been raining, and theway the lights blinked and glistened on the wet

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