patient intake questionnaire

Do you taste pepper whilst eating ice cream?

Do sandwiches appear intricately designed?

Do you think of waterfalls when lighting a match?

Have you started to look at pigeons like they know something?

Do you think about your chin when you are kissing?

Can you feel the blood in your thumb?

Do your eyebrows feel like stickers?

Do you look twice at your name on a letter?

Does your hair hurt?

When barefoot, do your shoes feel too tight?

Can you sense the tiny holes in the cotton of your shirt?

Do you peel bananas fearfully in case there is no banana inside?

Does the ceiling occasionally ripple?

Has your pillow developed a strange echo?

Does your neck feel like a bone?

Do you hear sex noises through the wall when standing in a field?

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