citizenship incorporation experience, and to perform their toilet functions with reasonable effectiveness and without removal of the brown bag. Customers allegedly or certifiedly afflicted with conditions such as claustrophobia, breathing difficulties, body dysmorphia, conversationalism, appetite, vulnerability, mascara, hope, or being long in the tooth, must disembark the vehicle and return the brown bag to the nearest collection point, after which they will be reassessed and Wholemeal, Bleachers, or Cricket will be reassigned.
The doors are now shut. Customers, cover your faces. Attendants are already in the carriages, performing the necessary checks.
Please comply with the attendants, to maximise your enjoyment. You may be selected for the scissors service; this is optional, but once again you are invited to comply. We look forward to your feedback on the other side.