‘I’M SORRY I’M NOT A FUCKING TORPEDO!’ ‘I can’t… blast through shit I’m lost and I’m useless and I’ve got no fucking idea where I am or what I’m doing. There. I said it. Go ahead and dump me because I’m a piece of shit.’ There was a long silence. Nancy straightened her spine like a dressage rider, looked at me for an age then said, ‘How many times do I have to prove it to you?’ ‘Prove what?’ I said. She sighed, ‘What could be more useless and impotent than a dud torpedo in a forest?’ ‘I don’t understand,’ I said. She peeled a snail from its propeller and threw it at me. ‘I know exactly who you are,’ she said, slapping the steel, ‘you and him are headed in the same direction.’ ‘You mean, nowhere?’ She unzipped her trousers and reached down. Fat tears appeared on her cheeks like rain. I didn’t understand why she was crying. ‘You stupid idiot,’ she said, her breath quickening as she rubbed and grinded, ‘Can’t you see I’m doing this for you? Can’t you see I’m exploding for the both of us?’
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